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Fixed this for you.
Cat fur is a lot like glitter. It doesn’t matter how much of it there is by any objective measure; if there’s any at all, somehow everything you own will be covered in it, and it will be that way for years.
ACCURATE.
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We learned something new today. Er.
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The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
Maryland, Article 37
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.
Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4
No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.
South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
Texas, Article 1, Section 4
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
Doesn’t this violate the constitution? Like, separation of church and state?
I am SOOOOO grateful I don’t live in any of those states. That sort of mentality freaks me the fuck out.
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I thought “Yolo” was how Megamind answered the phone… is it some new slang I’m missing here?
Megamind: “Yolo?”
Minion: “I believe it’s pronounced ‘hello’, sir.”
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This came to me in 1990, just as it is. I’ve incorporated it into some of my poetry, but I’ve never been able to figure out if this is something original, or if I read it somewhere. Never been able to find any evidence it already existed.
It never goes away, pops into my head at the oddest times… just some odd.. poetry, I guess.
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yes.
I do try. How boring would life be without at least a LITTLE trouble??
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Considering that many “poor” (tm) people live in rural, hot southern places, I find it absolutely appalling that only 78% have air conditioning. Have these assholes ever gone a day in their lives without air conditioning? Where I live, elderly people who live on assistance die every year because they can’t afford an air conditioner, and they literally roast to death in their homes.
Also, I don’t really understand the whole coffee maker thing. Like, is that supposed to be a luxury item? We got a coffee maker recently for $6. Huns, poor people get groggy and tired in the morning too. I mean shit, I was homeless and we still had a coffee maker packed up in our car after we were evicted from our apartment. Does that mean I wasn’t poor anymore? Sorry that paying $6 for a coffee maker and $5 every couple of weeks for some coffee is considered a luxury these days, when you consider those reporters are drinking Starbucks coffee with classy creamers and calorie-free sweeteners.
I don’t know why I’m even trying. Using reasoning and logic when talking about Fox news is a joke in and of itself.
Also, how many people use their air conditioning all the time? In all of the (poor) households I live in we have to limit our air usage so as to keep the bill affordable. A lot of times things like Refrigerators and Coffee Makers my family always passed down. We had the same refrigerator since before I was BORN, then my family was able to get a new refrigerator (me at the age of 21) when a relative died.
OKAY WTF
Are poor people not supposed to have food? Does not mean they are not poor Fox News, means they have just enough to get by jesus fucking christ
The “poverty line” is 20,000 a year right for a 4 person family? that barely covers food. WTF is wrong with America!
I did a whole thing on this, I don’t have my notes but I’m no ANGRY AT THIS POST.
SO FUCKING ANGRY ITS SO WRONG!
I had a coffee maker and an espresso machine. Espresso Machine #1 came from a thrift store, Espresso Machine #2 came out of a dumpster. (It was a good dumpster, I also got a Webber Grill out of it, that I still have).
I’m basically poor… and I do not have a coffee maker… OR air conditioning (tho I want it really bad, summers still get hot enough it’s MISERABLE) and well… I only have a fridge cuz it came with the apartment…
just sayin’…
but I still think Fox News is beyond idiotic…
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Spore…
Rift…
Sims 3…
Secret World beta…
I can’t decide what to do… maybe work on my weird Vault family in Sims 3. (Not really a family, just a group of people I’m going to lock up together that have really incompatable personalities.)
Last time I tried it, I killed four of them. I was bored, now I have a ghost house.
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